i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

1 week ago · 66,829 notes

I can’t stop laughing.


I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: unclefather)

2 weeks ago · 29,907 notes
Me with tilly and big red πŸŒŠπŸ‘©πŸΆ

Me with tilly and big red πŸŒŠπŸ‘©πŸΆ

2 weeks ago · 1 note
Walkin Rosie

Walkin Rosie

2 weeks ago
Anonymous asked:
Do you ever to topless Tuesday or bottomless Wednesday?

Ehhhh nope

2 weeks ago


are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

I’m a farmer

3 weeks ago · 27,542 notes



Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

This is exactly what I want.

3 weeks ago · 46,964 notes

(Source: voldermorte)

3 weeks ago · 5,260 notes


once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

(Source: donniedarkos)

3 weeks ago · 60,440 notes


do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

3 weeks ago · 626,628 notes